Chief Johnson Likes a Clean Shaven Man

Palo Alto police chief Lynne Johnson is real happy about the new regulation requiring officers to lose facial hair. One of her officers, Paul Brown, was known for his handlebar mustache, now gone. Chief Johnson, commenting on the clean shaven look to officer Brown, said, he looks "...ten years younger". Officer Brown, commenting on the chief, said "Come to think of it, the chief would look ten years younger if she weighed what she weighed ten years ago? Can't we get a regulation on that?"

(Okay, I made up officer Brown's comment.)