Beach Bum

The page 4 story comes under the heading 'Bay Area Briefs' even though only one item is covered. Still, 'briefs' would be the correct word to use.

Man, 25 suspected of burglary
A 25-year-old homeless man was arrested in Mountain View after police allegedly found him inside a city locker room at dawn, trying on a stolen lifeguard's outfit, officials said yesterday.

Other than a whistle and sunscreen, a lifeguard's outfit would consist almost entirely of briefs.