Friday, April 29, 2005

Blotter Paper

Atherton: Tuesday, 300 block of Walsh Road; A "large brown animal" weighing more than 80 pounds was allegedly seen climbing down a tree and into an olive grove. The animal was not found.
..The Martini Coon has returned.

Palo Alto: Tuesday, 3900 block of Second Street: A man found a screw in his tire.
...And thoughtfully called the police to remove it. A screw is officially loose.

Menlo Park: Tuesday, Pine Street and Ravenswood Avenue: A 23 year-old Oakland man was ticketed on suspicion of driving without a drivers license.
...How does this work, someone looks like they don't have a license?


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