Friday, March 25, 2005

Finger Food

Friday, page 2--'Finger's source sought'. A Wendy's in San Jose reported that a customer found a partial finger in her chili. (The photo shows a cup of chili with the words Rich & Meaty printed on the side.) An investigation turned up no missing fingers at the San Jose restaurant and according to officials "All employees digits were accounted for..." which we understand to mean that the fingers were on worker's hands. Wendy's spokesman Denny Lynch added, "All of our employees have 10 digits." Aside from wondering whether that will show up in company advertising, perhaps the question should many digits did they start out with?


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