Martha Stewart got out of jail and we are about to get a tsunami of stories dealing with her. Before this thing gets going let's put some predictions on the table about the sort of things we'll be reading about in the future.
- Martha's Jailhouse Diary will be put up for bid for the major New York publishing houses.
- Martha's company, Omnimedia, will extend it's empire to include retreats for the wealthy. Rich people with guilty consciences will spend lavishly to be confined in prison-like settings. Weight loss will be one of the primary goals.
- Martha will announce a key hire in her company. A fellow inmate at the Alderson Federal Prison Camp in West Virginia so impressed Ms. Stewart that another employee was moved out to make room.
- In an effort to normalize Stewart's misdeeds, Omnimedia will require all of it's board members to have a criminal record.